It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6 lb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

-Women reading this will be finished now.


-Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Now I'm upset....I think my thumb was made too long

The chef

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Originally posted by calgarychef1:
Now I'm upset....I think my thumb was made too long

The chef

I know mine are.

I have to keep this straight since my thumbs are bit crooked...

Can I straighten my thumb before I measure it??

butchloc--Now you've gone and done it. There will be a shortage of foot rulers and it will hinder the economic recovery, because houses will not be built. Men will be measuring their thumbs before going to the bathroom. Women will measure after they come out.

... did you say as long or as big around?

I am definitely over-thumbed!!

Like the man said,"Mine's 12" but I don't use it as a rule".

Thats a bit off as my thumbs are about 3.5" long each and "it" not 10.5" long, cus if "it" was I would not need to worry about $$$.

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Now I'm upset....I think my thumb was made too long

X4

I got shot changed!

Mine's only 3" but some women like 'em that wide!!

Must be lotsa farmers on this thread, cause I ain't never seen this much bullshit in one place.

Do you measure from in front of the knuckle or behind the knuckle?

Mark-My dick has no Knuckle.

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Originally posted by eyedoc:
Mark-My dick has no Knuckle.

eyedoc,

That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time!! Thank you!!