>> A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
>> "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
>> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made
>> her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her
>> off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on
>> every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Tower of
>> Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every
>> thing there was.
>> Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
>> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>> Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her
>> loving husband ordered her: a Happy Meal with extra
>> fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
>> Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars
>> epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could
>> drink, and her favourite lolly, M&M's. What a
>> fabulous adventure!
>> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
>> collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
>> precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
>> 'Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?'
>> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
>> changed. "I meant my dress size, you f^ckin
>> fruitloop!"
>>
>> The moral of the story:
>> Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong!
>>