An Alabama Preacher said to his congregation,

"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie, and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and I do not intend to accept this lie.

I want the person who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God."

No one moved.

The Preacher continued ......

"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?

Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel the glory of God.

Stand now and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Slowly, a gorgeous Blond with a body that would stop traffic, arose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed, and her voice quivered as she spoke,

"Reverend, they has been a terrible misunderstanding,

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan,

I just told a couple of my girlfriends that you was a wizard under them sheets."



The Preacher fell to his knees,

His Wife fainted,

And the Congregation roared