Once upon a time there were 3 female triplets,13 years old + pure as the driven snow.Daddy was a widower but the girls decided that now was their time to have a date. They gave the old man hell until he relented,but only 1 condition.they have to come up + meet me on the porch before they can take you to your date.Date night comes + the old gent is in his rocker with his dbl. 12
G. in his arms +his pipe in his mouth. The first kids comes up to the porch + says "Sir my name is Joe + I want to take Flo to the show,can Flo Go?". The old man thinks that his is one stupid kid but harmless enough. Sure.Next kid shows up in an old packard + ntells the old man, "Sir.my name is Eddie + I came to get Betty so we can go steady,is Betty ready?The old man thinks that this one is dumber than the 1st but he says "Go Ahead". Finally the last lad shows up in a red corvette,spinning gravel + says to the father, ""Hey old timer,my names Chuck!" So the old man shot him.

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red corvette

Explain, Norman. Thats because of red corvette?

Vashper:
it's because the names rhyme with what the boy's want to do.
joe=go eddie=steady
and chuck,, well poor chuck got shot.