An
>> elderly couple, who were both widowed,
>> had been going out with each other for a long
>> time. Urged on by their friends, they decided
>> it was finally time to get married. Before the
>> wedding, they went out to dinner and had a
>> long conversation regarding how their marriage
>> might work.
>>
>> They discussed finances, living arrangements,
>> and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided
>> it
>> was time to broach the subject of their
>> physical
>> relationship. 'How do you feel about
>> sex?' he asked,
>> rather tentatively
>>
>> 'I would like it infrequently' she
>> replied.
>>
>> The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment,
>> adjusted
>> his glasses, then leaned over towards her and
>> whispered:
>>
>> 'Is that one word, or
>> two?'

Two words...

Rich