George Bush was walking through O'Hare terminal when he spots a tall man, wearing a robe and carrying a staff.

He approached the man and asked, "Are you Moses?" The man continued staring straight ahead and did not reply.

GW repeated the question a little louder, "Are you Moses?" Again, the man continued staring straight ahead and still did not reply.

Not accustomed to being ignored, GW stated, "I'm from Texas, and it is customary to reply when we are asked a question; are you Moses?"

The man turned toward GW and replied, "Yes I am, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I wandered the desert for 40 years."

I like that.