WHO'S WHO, IN ANY SQUADRON...
>
> AIR MARSHAL
> faster than a speeding bullet
> more powerful than a locomotive
> leaps tall buildings with a single bound
> can walk on water
> gives policy to god
>
> AIR COMMODORE
> as fast as a speeding bullet
> almost as powerful as a locomotive
> leaps tall building with a running start and favourable winds
> walks on water if seas are calm
> talks to god
>
> GROUP CAPTAIN
> as fast as a speeding air pellet
> as powerful as a shunting engine
> leaps tall buildings 2 out of 3 times
> walks on water at public swimming pools
> can talk to god if special request is put through
>
> WING COMMANDER
> can fire speeding bullets
> almost as powerful as a shunting engine
> leaps tall gum trees
> can swim well
> talks to god's secretary
>
> SQUADRON LEADER
> can fire a air rifle
> recognises locomotive instantly
> leaps dog houses with ease
> wades in shallow water with ease
> can talk to god's secretary if special request is put through
>
> FLIGHT LIUTENANT
> is not issued with live ammunition
> says "look at the choo choo"
> runs into walls
> plays in mud puddles
> talks to himself
>
> Warrent Officer
Catches bullets with his teeth and eats them
> kicks locomotive off the tracks
> lifts up tall buildings and walks under them
> parts the sea to walk through
> HE IS GOD!

Bakes

Good one Bakes, when were you in?

I like it. Warrents rock,except WOC's. derf

Geekay
Joined in 94 and still in. Based at Tindal.

Bakes

Dec '70 to Dec '82. LAC MTD best job I've ever had. Tindal was manned by ghosts most of the time then, send rain.

I'm a doggie, although since the amalgamation with the screws we are all SECPOL (old RAAFPOL). Tindal's a operational base now and a great place to live.

Bakes

Li rearn this rong time back:

There are no choppa pirots down in herr!
There are no choppa pirots down in herr!
Navigators, bombadier,
and a bunch of other queers,
But there are no choppa pirots down in Herr!

Sing grorius! sing grorious!
Sing grory be to God there are no more of us!
Sing grory be to God,
That there are no more of us,
For the four of us can drink it arr arone,
Damn near! Pass the beer, to the rear,
of the Squadron!

It go on and on rike arr pirot song...