- Why are you stuck on her? And no appearance, and stupid besides.
- Well, how would you nicely to explain? In short, she sucks Chupa Chups to stick for one and a half minutes ...

- What is it with you and that girl? You're stuck on her even though she's ugly as a boar's ass, and stupid as well!

- Well... How to put it? You see, she can suck a Chupa Chups to the bare stick in ninety seconds flat...

Wow! It turns out that I understand in East African!

or.....from Texas........

What do you like about that gal. She's ugly as hammered sh*t, and dumber than a door.

Well....how can I put this delicately? She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose in nothing flat!

Chrome off a bumper was how I heard it.

or, suck start a Harley.

We saw the same Robert Redford/Willie Nelson movie Mike!

But I wonder: in English, when they speak of is not a very beautiful woman, often use the term "ugly". In Russian it is more often the word with a slightly different value, such as "terrible", "scary". Even, perhaps, dreadful. Therefore, the possible comparisons of the type "she's ugly as sin," or "scary as my life". In English, such expressions are possible?

We use "ugly" for everything around here.

The weather looks "ugly" today.
That's going to leave an "ugly" scar.
That was an "ugly" shot.

"Ugly as Hell" really means something.

"Butt-ugly" doesn't need any additional explanation.

Then there is, "my girlfriend is so ugly that when I go hunting I don't have to take a gun".

And of course let us not forget Coyote-ugly or Fugly-ugly.

Generally speaking a Fugly-Ugly broad is one that fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.. If you had a fugly-ugly dog, you would shave it's ass and walk it backwards..


Now Coyote-ugly is a bit more scary.. It's like when you go out on the town and tie on a Pirate load, and you wake up with a woman that is so ugly you chew your arm off so you can get away without waking her..

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Originally posted by vashper:
But I wonder: in English, when they speak of is not a very beautiful woman, often use the term "ugly". In Russian it is more often the word with a slightly different value, such as "terrible", "scary". Even, perhaps, dreadful. Therefore, the possible comparisons of the type "she's ugly as sin," or "scary as my life". In English, such expressions are possible?

Russian definition of a beautiful woman is dfferent than Americans. Good tractor driver and can dig 20 acres of potatoes in one day.

Grizz

Small problem of Canada fans

Now that is ugly!

In 2006 musician Kinky Friedman was running for Governor. Among other items,bumper stickers,etc. he had T shirts that said I (heart) Kinky. A lady I was dating at the time said that when she went to the airport lobby wearing hers she got the strangest looks.