Drunken Cowboy
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the
posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he
whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient:
Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the
manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.
The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy what's your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
With pain in his voice Sam replied,. . . . . .
"The balcony..."

I know this is not true because there are no 'Posh Theaters' in Amarillo.