A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone.

She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like Most -- cars and men. What's your name?"

He said, "Bob Titsenbeer"

You, sir, are truly a mans man.
HI-larious.

True;that eloquence would most likely be lost on many women.