Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.


A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Bob was happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?


Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'


'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'


'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' 'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?


'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into
court, I pled guilty'.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.

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Meeee Toooo!!hehehe

There is an old man by the Georgian village, carries a bucket of water on his dick.
The young horseman shouts him:
- Hey! What are you doing?
- Old began, my hands do not keep ...

Vaspher, that one got me. Can you try it again?

Like he old chap tha goes in the confessionan + says."Father,I need to make a confession.The priest says ,what was your sin? The old man says,I'm 98 years old,wife of 70 yeasrs,ids,grandkids,etc.
last night 2 young ladies took me to their hotel room + did the most outrageous to me. The preist asks."So you need to absolve your sins?"The old man ass,absolve,what is absove?. The Preiest says,you are catholic,right?He says "Hell no, my name is Saul Shilverstein"The priest says to him ,then why did you tell me?Saul says,"I'm 98 years old,I'm telling everybody."