A good looking blonde woman takes up golf. She starts having lessons, cos she's not too good. She can only hit the ball a few yards. So the professional, after seeing her hit a few balls, just a few wayward yards, asked her to hold the club as she would, her husbands manhood. So this time she only hits the ball a few inches, hardly knocks it off the tee. The golf pro, commends her on the straightness of her lastest drive & suggests for the next shot; she takes the club out of her mouth, and trys holding it in her hands!