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I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.' I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite. | ||
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****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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-- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them. | |||
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and women wonder why we don't understand them! | |||
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By God, Woodrow; it's been one hell of a party. | |||
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I seem to remember one a few years back involved Ben Franklin.Same old;not much new under the sun. Funny still. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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