A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. The doctor told the lawyer he really didn't like parties because everyone seemed to want free medical advice from him. The lawyer told him it was easy to fix that---just send them a bill.



About a week later the doctor received a bill from the lawyer.

Yep, likely a true story!

Yep, when our little community was still small the old farts would just hang around the P.O. until the domino hall would open + they would always accost this young lawyer going in to check his mailbox with legal questions, so he started sending them a bill. Put an end to that.

This is a true story.

I know a Frenchman who sells sports goods.

I used to buy wind surfing equipment from him.

Very nice guy.

His wife has a beauty salon.

I asked her if I could go there to get my looks improved.

She said it wouldn’t work, as I was so ugly nothing would work on me.

One day I was at one of our clinics, and in she comes needing treatment.

She did not know the clinic was mine.

She said “you have good taste. You shop in my husbands shop, which the best, and you come to this clinic, which is the best too”

I said “I am afraid you have come to the wrong clinic. We don’t do brain transplants here”

She said “What do you mean WE?”

I said “This is my clinic. And if I had a beauty salon, I would improve your looks too!”

People in the waiting room were not sure what the hell was going on.

Gave us funny looks as we hugged goodbye!

A lot of fun can be had when "the audience" doesn't know whats going on. I remember hearing on Paul Harvey several years ago about this Hollywood big shot who would go to parties with a "rented wife" + as soon as they made their entrance would start vicious bloody arguments. Always a show stopper.