RAMONA,

WE WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THE USE OF YOUR HOUSE IN BIG SKY. WE HAD A

FANTASTIC TIME. WE DO NEED TO TELL YOU THAT THERE WAS SOME DAMAGE TO THE

BISON STATUE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. WE ATTEMPTED TO PREVENT THE DAMAGE

BY THROWING STONES AT THE ATTACKER, BUT HE COULD NOT BE DISSUADED.

THE DAMAGE CONSISTED OF:

1) THE LOSS OF ABOUT TWO INCHES FROM THE LEFT HORN. (THE BROKEN PIECE IS

ON THE WORK BENCH IN THE GARAGE.)

2) HOOF SCRATCHES ON THE SIDE OF THE BISON.

3) SOME CHIPS IN THE RIGHT REAR HOOF.

THE STATUE WAS ALSO MOVED EIGHT INCHES FORWARD. WE ATTEMPTED TO CENTER

THE STATUE BACK ON THE PEDESTAL, BUT IT WAS JUST TOO HEAVY.

I'm pretty sure that's the statue at Ft.Mcmurray.

Damned horney moose!!

the chef

That had to hurt

like most of the sex I've had, disappointing to one or more of the participants...