2:30 PM – Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN.

4:15 PM – Address on "Being the Real You," (white) former Head of the Seattle NAACP, Rachel Dolezal, and "Caitlyn" Jenner.

4:30 PM – "How to Bank $200 Million While a Public Servant, and Yet Claiming to be Broke"– Hillary Clinton.

4:45 PM - “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” – Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson Seminar.

5:00 PM – Medals of Freedom presented to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and a sample of Baltimore Looters.

5:30 PM – Invitation-only Autograph Session - souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

5:45 PM – Tribute to All of the 57 States – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.

6:00 PM – General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the term "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters."

7:30 PM - Announcement of VP choice - Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi.

8:30 PM – The White House "Semantics Committee" meeting followed by general vote on now terming "Muslim Terrorism" instead as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance."

9:00 PM – “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams.

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore.

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" - Hillary Clinton.

10:00 PM – Group Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible Readers.

10:30 PM – Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia and ISIS.

11:00 PM – Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post, and How to Pretend it's No Big Deal", hosted by Hillary Clinton.

11:30 PM – "How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America", "Sneaky Joe" Biden.

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews.

Plausable

It's more frightening than funny.
We are so screwed