One blonde talking to another:

"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The man complained that the work had been completed a year ago, and I still hadn't paid for them.

HHHelll-ooo..........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year.....that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

Hellooooo! It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!!!"

A blond and a brunette are walking past a hair salon

The brunette says Do you smell hair burning?

The blond says Do you think we are walking too fast?

hip

Why do blondes make good whores?

“You got it. You sell it! You still got it!”

"Oh, no, this is not going to be another Breathalyzer test, is it?"

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

FULL!

Hip

These are all too good! Thanks

Zeke