"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I stay active and happy I'm fortunate to have a PHD in chemical engineering, and one of the things I enjoy most is converting Beer, Manhattans and Scotch into urine. Then, I take a jog out to the shed and piss on pictures of Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer & Diane Feinstein!
I do this several times every day. I really enjoy it, and get my exercise too!"