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Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out. Next day: same again. And again. Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?" "Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary" "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"

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Yessir, it would make the front page.

That would be awesome!

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Another old one. KGB agent is standing in street + beautiful girl walks by + says, "Hey Boris, that gun in your pocket or just glad to see me?" Loud report, beautiful girl falls to sidewalk. It was gun.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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There once was a comrade named Serge,
Who had an incredible urge,
He tried to make pass,
At chairman wife's ass,
So he was shot.


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