Top 17 Bumper Stickers

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

Impotence...Nature�s way of saying �No hard feelings,�

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don�t have any film.

Save your breath...You�ll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn�t mean you have to be one.

Some people just don�t know how to drive...
I call these people �Everybody But Me,�

Heart Attacks...God�s revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don�t like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

Welcome to America ...now speak English

R-WEST

My favorite-"I choked Linda Lovelace"

Gals - just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.............

"Jesus Is A Logger Hugger"

I tried to see it from your point of view, but I could not get my head that far up my ass!

Quit honking, I'm reloading!

My favorite is I'D RATHER BE SHOOTING YANKEES !!

Besides the obvious one of
"There are two kinds of Americans, Yankees and Losers"

One of my favorites was "Stop Crime, Shoot Back"

"Caution, I drive like you do!"

Support Hypocrites Against Bumperstickers!

One to offend almost anyone:

NUKE A GAY WHALE FOR JESUS

Caution: I brake for tailgaters

your kid may be an honor student but your still stupid

THERE ARE 50,000 BATTERED WOMEN and I HAVE TO EAT MINE PLAIN

Earth First! Log the other Planets Later.

Even Better:

Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later!

If women are made of sugar & spice how come they smell like tuna??

Gun control.........suck my Glock !

Don't breed them if you can't feed them.

Guns kill people
Like spoons made Rosie O'Donell fat

"Hang Up And Drive"

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student"
(in response to the too-prevalant sticker "My Kid Is An Honor Roll Student"

Saw this one over in Norway the other day:

"Michael Jackson is a negro"

"BAD COP...no donut!!"

Your honor student swallows

There's a cattle ranch somewhere around here (SF East Bay) that has a bumpersticker that says

You can't beat our meat

Life is fun and games til you die, then it could be hell.
Where will you spend eternity? Smoking, or non smoking? . POWDERMAN 2

If you do not like the way I drive, STAY off the sidewalks!!!
Jeff in toxicated!

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLICE-PAY GRAFT.

STOP ORGANIZED CRIME. ABOLISH THE IRS.

"Visualize Whirled Peas!"

God was my pilot,
Till we crashed in the Andes and I ate the Host.

[ 12-01-2003, 11:54: Message edited by: BBBruce ]

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

That didn't make sense, BBBruce.

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed!!

Wasn't That Your Honor Student in "GIRLS GONE WILD" ?