A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the right thing to
do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God
Bless
Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl
was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye
Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up
at
the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day,
had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by
until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
day
he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at
every sound. Finally midnight arrived and he breathed a sigh of relief
and
went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's
the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst
day of
my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning I was in the middle of a golf lesson and my
golf pro dropped dead!"

John

Mommy's baby, daddy's maybe