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> A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was > flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down..The man walked up > to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" > > "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" > > "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken tothe San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? > > I'll give you $100 for your trouble" > > "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. > > So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the > blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went. > > Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of > San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! > > There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the > two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. > > With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the > blonde. > > "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!" > > "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over > so now we're going to Sea World." > | ||
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How can you fault her for showing them a good time ? Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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Shit, that's funny " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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