On a tour of the North East of Australia, the Queen took a couple of days off
to visit the coast. Her Range Rover was driving along the golden sands when
there was an enormous commotion.

They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the
Queen noticed, just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a New Zealand football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot tiger shark!

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three Aussie men sped into view.
One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the New Zealander from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the shore...... It was the Queen calling them to the beach.

On reaching land the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said,
"I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that the people of the New Zealand and Australia hated each other.
But now that I've see this rescue, it's a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations."

She knighted them and drove off.
As she departed the guy with the harpoon asked the others, "Who was that?!"

"That," one answered, "was the Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."

"Well," the harpooner replied, "she knows f**k all about shark fishing.

How's the bait holding up, Or do we need to get another one?"

Hilarious.....

I was in Queenstown last week and watched the game played in ChristChurch between the All Blacks and the Wallabies.

I can understand why an Aussie would be resentfull. (sore losers?)

Cheers Mate!!!

MM

Muskegman, Yeah thanks for the rugby lesson but 2 weeks time we get the right of reply, meanwhile, you boys get to feed on South African leftovers next week. 49-0 see if the all blacks can better that.

Best of luck