BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade Tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with mounting strife in China’s Hong Kong province prompting dissidents to wave American flags, US President Donald Trump has negotiated quite possibly the biggest deal of his life.
The US will trade the entire state of California for Hong Kong in a flat exchange.
“Basically everyone in California wants to be commies and Hong Kong wants to be American, so we did what we call a win-win-win and traded the two in a tremendous deal,” Trump said in a press conference announcing the unprecedented deal.
Markets responded with a complete turnaround from recent declines and posted record numbers.
Californians and Hong Kongers were dancing in their respective streets—Californians happy about the 1-child-only policy and being run by the Communist Party finally!—and Hong Kong happy about being part of the free world once again.

I love it!

GREAT- Maybe Hollywood can start making Westerns again

The Perfect solution. The US gets some industrial, innovative citizens to replace a bunch of Dead Beats who drag down the whole system. Pelosi will no doubt be executed shortly.

Grizz

So whats 'bouts the missiles?
Chinese missiles stationed in Kalifornia and US missiles stationed in Hong Kong?
That might be a turd in their throats, no?

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Originally posted by The Dane:
So whats 'bouts the missiles?
Chinese missiles stationed in Kalifornia and US missiles stationed in Hong Kong?
That might be a turd in their throats, no?

Small price to pay for getting red of Kalifornia

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Small price to pay for getting red of Kalifornia

Would be damn well worth it! I only wish it was true! Nevada is getting Californicated more and more every day. They move here to get away from Commie land only to turn around and bitch about how things are not quite like they were used to there, and then want to make changes to our lifestyles here. Screw that and screw them! Just stay there and suffer it out until the exchange!

I can relate. You should see what they're doing to central Texas.