As a treat, a farmer told his wife and son they would be taking a trip to a big city to see how the other half lived.

When they got to the city, they stopped to look around in one of those things called a mall.

The mother said she was going to look around and told her husband and son to wait there for her.

About that time, the father and son noticed this ugly, overweight woman walking in side this little room when the doors opened sideways. As she stepped in and the doors closed, they heard a ding. A few minutes later they heard the ding again and as the doors opened, they saw this beautiful blond walk out.

The son looked at the father and said "Did you see that?" The father, astounded said, Yea I did, Go grab you mother and lets run her through a couple of times.

[ 06-05-2003, 21:35: Message edited by: HBL ]