Three men die on Christmas Eve.
"To get into heaven," St Peter says "You must have something on you that represents Christmas".
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "It's a candle". St Peter lets him pass.
The Welshman jingles his keys and says "They're sleigh bells". St Peter lets him pass.
The Irishman pulls out a G String and a bra. St Peter says "How the fuck do they represent Christmas?"....
And Paddy answers "They're Carol’s!”

Leave it to an Irishman,whom Mark Twain described as "A creature who took to drink + thus his belly is lined in copper.Give him beer + he'll be dead in a month;but give him whiskey + he will live forever".