We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to draw the fine distinction between the two, the following is offered......



GUTS - is when a guy arrives home late after a night out with the guys,

being assaulted by his wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



BALLS - is when a guy comes home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on his collar, slaps his

wife on the ass and has the balls to say:

"You're next!"



I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject


Brad