Michael the Dragon Slayer was an official in King
Arthur's court. He had a long standing obsession to
nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous
breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be
death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's
chief doctor. Horatio
the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Michael the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would
cost him 1,000
gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to have Horatio
the Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay
the 1,000 gold
coins for the chance to satisfy his desires for
the Queen.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching Powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's massive
brassiere while She was
taking a bath. ........Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew
intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to
address this
incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and
Queen that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure
this type of itch,
and that tests had shown that only the saliva of
Michael the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to
cure the itch.
King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon
Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Michael the Dragon
Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put
into his mouth,
and for the next four hours, worked passionately
on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's
itching was eventually
relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer left
satisfied and as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Michael the Dragon
Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Michael the Dragon Slayer
could have cared
less, and -- knowing that Horatio the Physician
could never report this
matter to the King -- shooed him away with no payment
made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same
itching powder into King Arthur's loin cloth. King
Arthur quickly
summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer...


MORAL OF THE STORY...

Pay your bills.