So Ole takes a yob at the taxidermy shop near Bemidji, don't cha know, and Sven comes in with two badgers he'd popped over in Nort Dakoter. Ole looks up from his work and asks, "So Sven, ya vant 'em mounted, do ya?" And Sven replies, "Oh, heck no. I got kids at home. Holdin' hands be yust fine."

Gotta love that taxidermy humor!