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posted 04 August 2005 15:44
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a movement every morning at 6:30.
So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00"
 
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posted 05 August 2005 16:41Hide Post
Thanks for the forecast, it's good (?) to know it's all just ahead of me.


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