A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated

Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge breasts without surgery. She

decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.



Dr. Bumbutu advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest

and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!"



She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement

she grew a terrific D-cup chest!



One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic

realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.



Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the

little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus,

closed her eyes, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger

boobies."



A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, "Are you a patient of Dr

Bumbutu's?"



"Yes I am. How did you know‽"



He winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."