Dave works hard at his job. He bowls occasionally at night or goes to a gym. His wife decides that he deserves a change of pace so on his birthday she treats him to a visit to the local strip club (Yeah, I know this is unrealistic but it's my joke!)

As they enter the club, the doorman says: " Hi, Dave, how's it going?". Dave's wife is a little surprised that the doorman knows Dave but he explains: " He's a member of my bowling league".

When they are seated at a table, a waitress comes over and says: " Hi, Dave, the usual Bud?" Dave's wife says: " How does this woman know you and what beer you drink?" Dave explains: "She's in the Ladies Bowling League and we share lanes with them"

Dave's wife now is definitely smelling a rat. She blows her stack when a stripper comes over and proceeds to do a lap dance murmuring: " Oh, you like that, Dave, don't you?. You always do".

The wife jumps up and storms out of the club. She jumps into the nearest cab at the stand. Dave is right behind her and jumps in with her. His wife is screaming at him like a banshee.

The cabbie turns around and says: " "Gee, Dave, looks like you got yourself a real bitch tonight!".