A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee,' she said.

'Where?' he asked.

'Between the first and second hole,' she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your feet are too far apart.'

I fear I can only share that with a golf pro.

That is priceless! Oh, the subtleties of the American language...