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Rich doctor moves to a new community and falls in love with the town whore and asks her to marry him. She gladly accepts but is leary of him finding out about her past. She asks her mom, who was the town whore before her, what am I to do on our honeymoon when he first has sex with me for the first time...he thinks I am a pure virgin. Her mother proceeds to tell her to "do the same thing I did when I married your father, wear a garter belt and snap it when he slides his manhood in and he will think he popped your cherry." They get married and on the night of their honeymoon she takes her mothers advice and gets him drunk and puts on her sexiest nightie. The "mood" hits him and he decides to claim his prize and when he slides it in she reaches down and pops her garter belt. At that very moment the doctor screams "WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?" She says back "that was just my cherry popping!" He then screams back "WELL, POP IT AGAIN....IT's GOT MY SACK!!!!!"
 
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