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OK I'll start -MJ jokes
26 June 2009, 21:38
butchlocOK I'll start -MJ jokes
The cub scouts are honor michael jackson by wearing their pants at half mast
The autopsy reveals that MJ died from food poisoning - from licking an 8 year weiner
Wall-mart is offering a special runs of MJ pants at half off
26 June 2009, 23:46
daniel77Burger King has the MJ special.
50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
27 June 2009, 00:20
butchlocnother one
they are going to reprocess MJ's remains and make them into legos so kids can play with him for a change
27 June 2009, 01:39
PorkypineMichael Jackson’s body will neither be cremated nor buried. His last request was to be recycled into shopping bags so he could always remain white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.
Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy....Benjamin Franklin
27 June 2009, 03:17
Shooter973MJ wanted to be cremated and his ashes spred over Boys Town!!!
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
apparently Michael didnt have a heart attack - he got too close to the heater and melted
Rumour has it that his sister janet was there when he died - she tried to do mouth-to-mouth but his nose slipped down and got in the way
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27 June 2009, 20:22
HJ wildquote:
Originally posted by Porkypine:
Michael Jackson’s body will neither be cremated nor buried. His last request was to be recycled into shopping bags so he could always remain white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.
That is the best one so far!
Hans
28 June 2009, 04:17
leemar28Did you hear the song Elton John & Michal Jackson sang together ????
"Dont let your Son go down on me"
Hang on TITE !!
My local paper reported they were BBQing hot dogs and he choked on a weenie!
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults!
What is brown and found in a baby's diaper?
Not M J's hand any more.
muck
29 June 2009, 09:41
fla3006Farrah Fawcett lost her battle with cancer and appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomed her inside and told her the angels in Heaven particularly enjoyed watching "Charlie's Angels". Told that she would be granted one wish for the people on Earth, she asked that all children be protected and made safe. Shortly, Michael Jackson appeared at the Pearly Gates.
NRA Life Member, Band of Bubbas Charter Member, PGCA, DRSS.
Shoot & hunt with vintage classics.
You knew he died at 3.15 pm - you know , when the big hand is on the little hand...
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29 June 2009, 22:53
Bill AdamsWhat is the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett............about 3 hrs.
Arkansas football will rise again!
01 July 2009, 06:35
Dave2431lf there'd been a 6yr old in the house he'd have only suffer'd a stroke
Why did MJ like 28 year olds ?
Cos there was 20 of them ... ( you may have to think about that one ...
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01 July 2009, 14:47
daniel77Heard about the new K-mart special in honor of MJ? Little boys pants and underwear half off.
01 July 2009, 21:16
Dave2431l hear his girlfriend is devastated....
She said to reporters.....
"First my parents abandon me in Portugal, then Micheal goes and dies on me"
04 July 2009, 06:22
griz78When MJ died and went to Hell, his plastic face and other parts instantly melted and fell off exposing bare bone and teeth. Satan ran up to him and said, "I've been expecting you. I just got through tying up all the Democrat men. They're all lying on their backs in Boyscout uniforms with their shorts at the ankles. Now go have fun!!!"
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05 July 2009, 15:19
DIYASUBWhat are Farah Fawcett and michael Jackson expecting for christmas this year?
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Teddy Kennedy!
09 July 2009, 05:53
Tim ViningSources have revealed the location of mj's other glove. It was found inside Boy George's pants.
Tim
09 July 2009, 20:25
Eland Slayerquote:
Originally posted by fla3006:
Farrah Fawcett lost her battle with cancer and appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomed her inside and told her the angels in Heaven particularly enjoyed watching "Charlie's Angels". Told that she would be granted one wish for the people on Earth, she asked that all children be protected and made safe. Shortly, Michael Jackson appeared at the Pearly Gates.
LMFAO!!