The CIA is hiring a new position for an assassin.

The first of the final candidates comes into the interview room after passing all the tests.

On the table is laying a pistol. The interviewer asks him if he can go into the next room and kill the person sitting in the chair.

Of course he says, picks up the pistol and goes into the next room.

After 5 minutes of silence, he returns to the interview table and lays the gun on the table.

How can you expect me to kill my own wife he asks?

Thank you for applying says the interviewer, but sorry you do not have what it takes to work for the CIA.

The second candidate comes in and once again the interviewer puts a pistol on the table and asks the candidate to go into the next room and kill the person he finds in the chair.

No problem he says.

He immediately returns crying and tells the interviewer that he can't believe that the CIA expect him to kill his wife, just for the sake of having a job with the CIA.

Thank you for applying said the interviewer but you don't have what it takes to work for the CIA.

The final candidate comes in. The final candidate is a woman. Once again the interviewer places a pistol on the table and asks her if she has what it takes to work for the CIA. Of course I do she answers.

Then can you pick up the gun and go into the next room and kill whoever is in the chair.

Of course I can replies the woman.

She pickes up the pistol and walks into the other room. The interviewer hears the pistol click on an empty chamber 7 times in quick succession. Then there is a lot of rumbling and scuffling sounds coming from the other room.

Finally the woman staggers out and her clothes are all amiss and torn. She slams the gun down on the table.

You son of a bitches! Why didn't you tell me the gun wasn't loaded?? I had to beat the bastard with the fucking chair to kill him!!!!

Is this another story about Bill and Hillery???

Only in our wildest dreams Mike!!

Seafire,

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You son of a bitches! Why didn't you tell me the gun wasn't loaded?? I had to beat the bastard with the fucking chair to kill him!!!!

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I always liked a gal with spunk.