Subject: "I Hate My Job Day"


When you are having an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.


On your way home from work, stop at your local
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. (I know
some of you are liking this already)

Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you
get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
(You're just lovin' it arent you)

Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or
broken.
Take out the literature and read it CAREFULLY. You will notice that in
small
print there is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!