A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of
an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of
some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired. Tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal
Henry!"


Georgia

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some
help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The
secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."


Louisiana

A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes,
I hope to be in Louisiana. "When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be
in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the
rest of the civilized world."


Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied,
"Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the
license number."


North Carolina

NEWS FLASH!
North Carolina's worst air disaster occurred! A small two-seater Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by two University of North Carolina students, crashed into a cemetery
earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and
expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and
copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.


South Carolina

A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then
he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was
so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem
was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with
the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."


Tennessee

Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any
ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"


Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the
ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you
see that sign right over your head." "Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin it
here, ~cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage."