Subject: Fwd: IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...



IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...

Please be advised, I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog, who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer-service-desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO STOPPING SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE NASTY TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!