Be on the lookout for the following viruses:

CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, e-mails
everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 10 Gigabyte hard drive suddenly shrinks to 4
Gig, then slowly expands to 7 Gig.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS - Your whole computer goes down, (hmm sounds kind of like
the
Lewinsky Virus.)

DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT
WILL BE
BAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows.