A father, passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands, and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion for black women. Dad, she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
ecstasy.
In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son, John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it’s safe to come home.

Oldie but goodie!

So old an long ago, in fact, that I had to read the whole thing to finally jog my memory that I had read it before.

It's excellent advice and I wish I had read it when I had kids at home. They have forgiven me. LOL

Zeke

Yes Indeed!

Ingenius!

Truth and the future is not far behind!