The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was very upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife and the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce immediately!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love. At least allow me to tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they will be the last words you'll ever say to me! I don't want to ever see you again.'

So the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home after work, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out, and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night; the ones you wouldn't eat because you were afraid you would put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was showering, I noticed her clothes were filthy and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, of course, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present from me, which you never wore because I don't have good taste, you said.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair just like them.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued.

'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ....thank you for everything you've done for me..... but do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?’

Works For Me!! BUT I Bet That Is When The Fight Started!!