Hi Mum,


"Hi Son, where are you? I thought that you were with your father at Home Depot"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"


"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."


"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"


"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."
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