Subject: FW: Bumper stickers





These are the top 17 bumper stickers that everyone wants to see.....

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.




Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




The proctologist called
...they found your head.




Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.




Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.




Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.




I used to have a handle
on life.but it broke off.




WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.




Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.




Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"




Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.




Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.




If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.




Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.




Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America
...now speak English

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"Stupid People Shouldn't Breed"

My Favorite

Stupidity is not a crime. You are free to go.

Everybody has the right to be stupid,
some people are abusing this right.
Josef Stalin

You!!! Outta the gene pool!

One of my favorites is in regard to the recent Presidential Election is:



"Happiness is watching the Two Johns getting Flushed!"< !--color-->

you have to be a computer geek to get this one.

WWJD | JWRTFM

"My Labrador is smarter than your honor student"

or

"My son knocked up your honor student"

Kinda long but..

"If you have something, set it free. If it returns, it's yours. If not, HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT!