The old gunny retired from the corps and decided to go on to college. When signing up for classes he really couldn't decided what to major in, so he went to the registar and looked over what was available. Finally he came to what just what he was looking for. Ah sexology that for me, hell I know all about this stuff. Sign me u for this class be hollered at the woman behind the desk. She just looked up and saw who it was and sighed Oh another marine.
Before the class he decided to go in and see the professor. Entering his office, he hollers hey prof. I'm your G.D. Class now is there anything else you need to know? The professor looked up and cringed. Oh no not another marine, God what did I do to deserve another marine. There was a loud clap of thunder and a giant hand came out of the sky. You really pissed me off a voice said.
The first day of classs came and the old gunny sat in the back of the room. For an opener the professor asked "how many ways are there to have sex?" The old gunny shouts 38. The professor just ignored him and asked suzy. Gee I don't know she said. Hey you SOB I told you 38, came the voice from the back of the room. Still ignoring the gunny the professor asked Jimmy if he knew. No Professor I sorry I don't. Damnit I told you you stupid bast--d 38 once again came from the back of the room. The professor continued to ignore the gunny and turned to alice. Do you know he asked. Well professor the only way I know of is where the man lays ontop of the worman she answered. Holy shit came from the back of the room again 39