Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for real, real ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and tense and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and quietly says, "Janet, is that you?

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Ouch!

It has been observed that most men want to screw most women.

We just don't want our friends to find out about the ugly ones.

Thanks what an unholy mental picture. Bill Hillary and Janet Reno in a three-sum.

I dont think I'll be able to sleep tonite.

truth is stranger than fiction when a lady that looked suspiciously like hillary clinton got on his elevator,he couldnt resist asking if he could smell her snatch,she replied,NO ,OFF COURSE NOT.in which he replied,oh, it must be your feet then.