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Golfing While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?" As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky see-through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY nice figure. "I'm okay, I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart. She said, " please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while. I'll help you upright the cart later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come on now," she insisted. "We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat them." Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We walked to her place just a hundred yards away, and after a couple of scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?" With a sigh, I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess." =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association “One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” – Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy” . | ||
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I like this one, but it's been circling around on this thread for quite a few years. | |||
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Didn't mean to offend. A friend emailed this to me and I thought everybody would enjoy it. I suspect most jokes are repeats or very similar to an old one. =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association “One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” – Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy” . | |||
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Still funny. That's why I set up that column here about "No New Jokes",where all you enter is the punch line.It's a bit of fun + you will remember some that you have forgotten.I invite everyone to have a go. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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