He made an offer to the doll across the street and she accepted.
While they were hammering away there was noise at the front door.
He asked: "what's that?"
She; "just my husband at the door-kiss me honey I'm coming"

He: "kiss my ass I'm a leavin! and out the second floor window he went.

George

When I got out of the Army I found out this serious hottie I lusted after in HS (she was a senior, I was a sophmore) had married some dork and they bought the place next to ours. I went over to visit after I got done feeding the horses and turning them out to pasture. Turned out she had always thought I was "nice". God I hated that in school. It translates loosely as "you're not getting any here...".

It turned out her hubby had a very low sex drive, and she was just dying for a little exercise. That was the best spring/summer of my life.

Got her pregnant (without knowing) and she cut me off the day after she went to the doctors. I hate being used like that...

Could have named you for child support. You'd of hated that a whole lot more I'll bet!

George

I do not believe the husband would have liked that, had he known...

Was talking to a buddy of mine going through a divorce + he has been talking with an old flame,of course nothing will happen until after he divorce but she told him that she was rather disappointed with her current boyfriend because he suffered from E.D. My friend said,I don't even know what that means. She told him they were gonna get along just fine.