A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 760 Li back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my dick and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you have a "DICK" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 760Li to pick up chicks.

better punch line:

If you're hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

There's coffee on the screen and the cup got swallowed.
Jim