Ever wondered what these marvelous beauties looking for a companion meant when they were describing themselves on Internet dating sites?

Ponder no more. Here is the lexicon.


Adventurous = Slut with high cock mileage

Athletic = No tits, no hips, no thighs

30 something = 41 and counting

Fun = Bore with an hysterical laughter

Wild = Extreme bipolar disorder getting irate in a blink, and you get stitches for it

Beautiful eyes = Looks like a cocker spaniel

Seeks knight in shining armour = Soon-to-be-ex husband is a spineless impotent

New age = Hairy armpits with a beaver scented like an unwashed fish market stall in summer

Headstrong = Never loses an argument, and never misses one

Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = Chain-smoking alcoholic snorting occasionally

Curvy = Fat ass

Cuddly = Fat ass and fat tits

Likes eating out = Greedy fat ass

Likes nights in = Lazy fat ass

Spontaneous= whore

Sassy= loud mouth psycho bitch

So I'd like to find a spontaneous, wild, curvy and adventerous one

glutton for punishment

There WERE a couple beer-swilling ones on the girls hockey team! Maybe enough Molson and you could get one to go...

Rich

I knew one (NOT biblically!) who taught at the same post-secondary Technical Institute as I...that I could almost swear under oath had screwed every member of both the Edmonton Eskimos and the Calgary Stampeders...(Yanks, those are CFL teams....)

Sounds like a girl with a mission on her mind. I trust there were no objections by the poorly treated of the 2 oppossing teams.

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Originally posted by calgarychef1:
So I'd like to find a spontaneous, wild, curvy and adventerous one

want a phone number?

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Originally posted by Alberta Canuck:
I knew one (NOT biblically!) who taught at the same post-secondary Technical Institute as I...that I could almost swear under oath had screwed every member of both the Edmonton Eskimos and the Calgary Stampeders...(Yanks, those are CFL teams....)

Guess she likes to puck around.